June 9

National make fun of porn artists day

Nerds draw porn on June 9th

by Boneless soda May 21, 2023

July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021

November 9

November 9, National ask someone for $5 day.

Hey bro it’s November 9th

Oh yeah here’s $5

Thanks bro

by Thetyperoftheworld November 7, 2021

november 9

guys give your crush/girlfriend your hoodie

boy- heres my hoodie
girl- why?
boy- because it’s november 9

by superior157373 November 8, 2021

October 9

kiss without the cringe day

Just kiss them everywhere. October 9 is literally kiss without the cringe day.

by personguyboy October 7, 2021

July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake

by Notwhitson July 9, 2021