Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Butt nut

Butt nut is when you put water in your ass with a shower and then i then it drops out again after a while.

i had a nasty butt nut an now my undies are wet

by YeetBoye April 16, 2018

Indiana nut

When you haven't nutted in so long your nut breaks the sound barrier

I've been on vacation with the bros for so long, when I get home I'm gonna Indiana nut

by jfay May 27, 2018

deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Nut-to-night ratio (NNR)

The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone

My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week

by The giant worm August 9, 2022

Edible Nut

When you take an edible and get so high, that when you cum, you almost pass out

Last night I got high with my wife, when she sucked me off I had an edible nut.

by Funnydad69 August 11, 2022

creepy nuts

Two guys at the pool, hitting on Nazuna cause they're not gay.

They also dropped a song that goes "Ano hi ringo no ki no shita kyouhan de" which kinda slaps.

One: ay yo bro you seen da new creepy nuts track?
Two: oh fo sho dawg it slaps too hard

by drop another hit big man August 12, 2022