Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Deez nuts

a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7

Do you know bust? Bust Deez nuts.
Pointless ik

by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021

Nut

The act of eating nuts.

Jim: “how often do you nut?”
Jill: “not a lot.”
Jim: “you should nut more often.”

by ItzUncleRon September 2, 2021

Deez Nuts

DN

“Hey I sent a risky text to Landon last night”
“What’d he say”
“Trip, fall, and landon DEEZ NUTS”

by Ramenslayer336 June 22, 2021

On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.

On my nuts.

by RealDark June 23, 2021

cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.

Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.

"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"

by juicestinator June 25, 2021