one time tasker

A person who can only focus on one task at a time.

“I am a one time tasker- jazmin”

by Lix.. May 31, 2022

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022

Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

One time

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.

Whistle out...one time coming!

by 10-15 June 3, 2022

ink time

The amount of time a character, an event or an arc gets in a book

"Hoid should've had more ink time time in Mistborn"

"Yeah he had more ink time in Warbreaker"

by pseudonymJuno March 12, 2022

Adventure Time

The show that saved Cartoon Network after they tried putting a bunch of crappy live action shows out

I love Adventure Time

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 12, 2022

Time Attack Ego

The name for the inflated ego of speed event drivers that compete in series such as Global Time Attack, World Time Attack Challenge, and Time Trials.

“Jake has such a big time attack ego; do you think he would ever consider wheel-to-wheel racing?”

“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”

by Stutututu March 14, 2022