Double standard

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.

The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

double stuff

when Jake creams inside Des at least 2 times after she is no longer ovulating

Des wants Jake to double stuff her after she’s done ovulating (and he acts right)

by juicejuicejuice January 19, 2025

double-bubble squeezing

A.k.a. "chick chicle", this refers to where two tongue-lolling studs are simultaneously savoring a hot number's most-premium "mounds of joy" --- i.e., gleefully fondling her boobs and butt-cheeks --- in their thirsting hands.

There are two basic ways to perform double-bubble squeezing on a mutually-liked cutie: da most obvious-'n'-simple way, of course, would be for both dudes to face said delectable damsel --- one in front of her and one behind --- and then each reach his hands around either her upper or lower torso and gently cup both of her orbs of delicious protoplasm, and start kneading them softly in his palms and fingers. But if you and yer buddy really wanna make da willing-to-share-her-warm-softness sweetie feel "schuper schpecial" and satisfied, da two of you would instead stand on either side of her, and then each use one of yer hands "upstairs and down" to massage one of her boobs and butt-cheeks apiece, so dat she gets to dreamily enjoy da feel of both adoring fellas' warm lovin' palms on her upper and lower "fun bubbles". Bonus advantage of this latter method: neither of da guys will ever wistfully yearn for "what da other one is holding" --- i.e., one flesh-craving boy won't wish dat he was instead playing wif either da girl's ass or tits, depending on which "other" delectable body-area dat he himself is currently having a good time wif --- because each of said impromptu flesh-soothers is happily accessing a share of BOTH pairs of delightful feminine features, and so he won't feel da need to ask da other guy if he wants to "trade off" every few minutes.

by QuacksO January 23, 2025

Double neopolatin

The act of two brothers,black and white, taking a chocolate penis and a vanilla penis and leaving a pink tip for the incumbent to receive dual penetration while performing sex acts similar to that of a Silverback gorilla.

My brother Tim and I were in need of ice cream, but instead opted to a double neopolatin to relieve our long built up inhibitions with a very attractive lady who preferred the company of two well endowed partakers, in, on and around the facial region and vaginally section, with no discrimination to anal.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

Double O D

When you doin so much that its so much

Damn dude, Markiel was on Double O D last night dawg, takes one m30 and think he da baddest smh.

by BrailleSkateboard4 January 28, 2025

The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 30, 2025

The double shunt

The one and the only best double pump cracked player of all time. One who demolishes gays.

Mason has been known as the double shunt since grade school.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025