The home of a Wizard, usually an underground basement, and usually of his mother's home. Incredibly dirty/smelly/both.
Con-goer 1: Wait, where's Con-goer 3?
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.
by 8res May 29, 2016
Get the Wizard Den mug.When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.
"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"
"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
by thedeu October 25, 2012
Get the creeping wizard mug.When you go on the rollercoaster "the Wizard" with someone who is not your boyfriend. When two people go on this ride, one must sit in between the others legs. This may cause the situation to become awkward or seductive.
Amanda: "Why did your boyfriend break up with you?"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"
by kjldshfsklhjskdlf September 28, 2011
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Get the Wizard hat mug.Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.
Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.
How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?
How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?
by A Kadz November 17, 2011
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