roots valid

Sexual Intercourse, coined by The Jizzles.

Roots Valid, with your mommy!

by John Orty January 22, 2024

root beer candy

the most underrated fucking thing ever

fuck edibles this root beer candy is the shit man

by i fucking love root beer May 9, 2023

showin root

Having a boner that is unintentionally visible through clothing

My dad stopped by while I was having sex with my wife. I think I played it off pretty well, but I know I was showin root

by Rooster166 December 11, 2022

roots ripped

basically “wig snatched” on steroids. Used to express EXTREME excitement when someone has done something amazing/shocking. Totally taken aback.

“I just saw the ‘Thank U, Next’ music video. Roots ripped.”

by oblivicn December 3, 2018

bunga root

"Bunga" being a big amount. "Root" being a top shag ... A big (good) shag

"I will full Bunga root you"

by 0162-2gud4u July 6, 2017

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

hate-root

Hope or support for the failure of (a person or group in a contest/trial or undertaking a challenge).

“I was watching GBBO and hate-rooting for him because he reminds me of my shitty ex-coworker.”

“I will always hate-root for Ted Cruz”

by ProsecuteICE November 10, 2018