Dirty Third of a Dozen

Used to describe a group of 4 troublemaking guys. First used on Main Street in front of Noel's Jewlery, St. Charles MO in 1998 as a potential name for the shortest lived (3hrs) 4 man gang.

"We could be the 'Dirty Third of a Dozen.'" - Mike B.

by Thanatos February 2, 2005

Third EYE Blind

When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "

Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3

by jaibone8 October 30, 2010

bloody third eye

Breaking a glass bottle while its inserted into your anus.

nothing helps out more after a rough day then a good old blody third eye.

by king of knowledge September 18, 2003

Third 1 out

a band that is playing local shows in colorado at the time but has the potential to be just as famous as Blink 182

Lets go to the third 1 out concert guys!!!

by Nick November 10, 2003

third people

When referring to a group of people in the third person

Dick: Jane's parents are weird.

Jane's Mom: Did you just refer to me in the third people?

Dick: Yes, yes I did.

by nobloodnofoul April 27, 2009

The Third Great War

The Third Great war is the war that happened in area 51 after 1.000.000 chads Naruto ran into the base, sadly there were no survivors, after this event, many more chads raised from there underground chad kingdoms and attacked the US Army. After this, the great war started were more than 100.000.000 million gamers furries and e girls died.
The slogan used by the chads in this war was " We die once and we shall naruto run forever in heaven"
Sadly they all went to hell

We will never forget the third great war, those naruto runners will run forever in heaven

by AnAlienNamedChad July 23, 2019

Third Best Friend

It is that person who just shows up everywhere you go. He or she has not been invited, but they listen to your conversation and keep showing up. You never ask them to do anything, but at some point they do something useful, like cover your movie ticket, or the cost of snack. You do not really want to hang out with that person but for some reason, they are always around. You ask your other two friends who invited the fourth person and neither of them have invited that person either.

Also know as a tag along.

Allison: (whispers) Did you invite Drew to hang with us?
Bobbi: (whispers) Not me. I thought s/he was your friend? Didn't you invite him/her?
Courtney: (whispers) I thought s/he was your friend. I did not invite him/her.
Allison: (whispers) At least s/he brought snacks. I guess s/he is our third best friend. We will let him/her stick around. Allison: (yelling toward Drew) Hey Drew, can you bring some red vines next time?

by Bento Mommy May 30, 2018