Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board

See... The situation we find ourselves in now is akin to this ☝️

Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."

Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Decked

To strike or hit someone so hard that they lose the ability to remain standing.

John was popping off at the mouth again, so I decked him and he regretted it.

by eatpubes August 27, 2023

decking

brutally scrape someone else's wee wee on a hard wooden deck giving them splinters for life

Ow stop decking me Nicholas

by RGPRS September 9, 2023

Scrub the poop deck

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

by janey-e1999 September 23, 2023

Decked

Past tence of "Deck"

When a person is pulled to the floor by another person in a surprising and explosive manner.

John: "I'm gonna deck you"
Grandmother: "please don't, I'm old"
John: "shutup"
John: *slams his grandmother to the ground*
John: "get decked, bitch"

by Uneducated in general April 25, 2020

Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.

Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.

by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020