Angry massage

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.

Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.

by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

poor and angry

Born middle/lower class, bust ass for everything we got, no charity, no handouts & no fucks given. Has a great life with kickass friends in spite of the Man keeping his boot to our throat.

Eddie was poor and angry so he reinvented the game to get his.

by Twisted0824 August 30, 2018

Angry Swede

Also known as Linkness. An Angry Swede is someone who is from Sweden and gets angry at little things, like being called an Angry Swede

Hawks: “Oh look, the Angry Swede just joined the vc”
Linkness: “i’M nOt An AnGrY sWeDe @?#%$”

by Hawks1225 May 11, 2022

Angry Brit

When British people get angry and shout a bit when defensive they are called an Angry Brit (yes we british people also yell at the weather)

Sketch: Why is Carnage Angry?
Hawks: Because he is an Angry Brit!

by KaliWolfe May 21, 2022

angry markiplier

a fucking vibe

person one: how are you?
person two: FUCKBVTW83VRBHRYBRVWEUYH9REU8TVBH9NIFUCKINGGODDAMNSONOFABITCH-
person one: ah. angry markiplier.

by ۪۫۰۰۪۫n۪۫۰۰۪۪۫۫۰۰۪۫o۪۫۰۰۪۫~ March 10, 2022

Angry Panda

Climaxing over somebody’s face and giving them two black eyes as a finale.

Q: How did you get your two black eyes?

A: Angry Panda

by Bert-Ro February 7, 2022