Zeno's Paradox Fallacy

The futile use of verbosity or technical blather in an attempt to ascribe logic to a fallacious argument.

No matter how much technical detail you can use to explain the genetic relationship between you and that chick you kissed, I know she's your sister, and I'm not listening to your Zeno's Paradox Fallacy nonsense.

by Prattlekak September 4, 2025

The jew paradox

The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.

If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.

If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.

Either way, you lose.

Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”

by The long nose September 12, 2025

Birthday paradox

In probability theory, Birthday paradox is the phenomenon concerning the probability that, in a set of n randomly chosen people, at least two will share the same birthday. The birthday paradox is the counterintuitive fact that only 23 people are needed for that probability to exceed 50%. The birthday paradox is a veridical paradox, i.e. a paradox that produces counter-intuitive results, but is demonstrated to be true nonetheless.

I always thought it was super rare for two people to share a birthday, but the birthday paradox says it only takes 23 people to make it likely!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Crush-dance paradox

When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out

P1:So how was yesterday?

P2: ugh. I got Crush-Dance paradox

by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025

maturity paradox

The paradox where mature people realize how immature they are, whilst immature people paradoxically boast how mature they are

See, immature people are less receptive to constructive critics because they constantly boast how "mature" they are. It's what is commonly called "maturity paradox".

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

Schlunktungler's Paradox

Can't wack off witout the cock snot, but need to wack off for the slunge.

Guy 1: Why u so tired twin
Guy 2: shit so hard cant choke the chicken
Guy 1: js do it bro
Guy 2: My shit so dry, stuck in Schlunktungler's Paradox n shit
Guy 1: Why i keep my shlizz in a jar bro. Doesn't leave my side

by Simon Schlunktungler October 27, 2025

paradox of freedom

The effect where the more children are prohibited from doing things, the more curious and rebellious they will become. Conversely, when they're given complete trust, they will learn to take responsibility.

The paradox of freedom is evident when my parents tried to restrict my late-night outings; the more they said no, the more I wanted to sneak out and rebel!

by Emotional Cruiser November 15, 2025