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New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.
Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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The New Jersey Gas Pump

When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026
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New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.
Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!
by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025
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New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.
I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.
by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024
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New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.
He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.
by WordSend77 July 24, 2024
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New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out
My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.
by jackbosgames March 29, 2025
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New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025
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