Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel

Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022

Muddy

When you are drunk or tipsy

“Yo bro I'm feeling muddy”

by Aye_key February 13, 2022

muddy nest

Dude where you shit on a moe and smear it in with your ass

faggets get this alot, you wash it out by pissing on the shit and wiping it with your ass

by MINGER May 13, 2005

the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021

Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.

1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.

by Corpania March 4, 2021

Muddy Spliff

A muddy spliff is when you smoke 5 honey berry backwoods then take your leftover roaches and grind them in your grinder then roll it into a joint with a filter. Caution take small hits at a time. Inhale in the mouth then inhale into lungs with a loose throat, because it will be very harsh.

Effects:

-instant head rush that kicks you in the face

-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)

-long lasting high but short head high

-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again

“Aye bruh what the fuck was that?!”

“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “

“Damn. yeah!”

by MuddySpliff Inventor March 26, 2021

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021