Purple Moose

When you are blue balled and you get your wifes friend to finish you off.

Hey hun I hope u dont mind stacy helped me purple moose.

by Johnny No nutz August 23, 2011

bull moose

having sex doggystyle and placing your thumbs to the sides of your head and extending your fingers like antlers. The girl (or guy) recieving is not supposed to know. If you have a witness you've joined the bull moose club.

Last night she had no idea I pulled a bull moose. Larry was secretly watching and now I'm in the bull moose club!

by h.d. April 15, 2006

Moose Knuckle

The male version of camel toe.

I saw the moose knuckle in his shorts!

by jwrites1 November 7, 2010

moose genitals

Michael Jackson has something to do with it 🤔🤷🙄

look up youtube, moose genitals

by LogicSays June 11, 2018

moose-knuckle

bearded clam

punani in full effect

by wendy December 15, 2003

moose dyke

Less dangerous than a bull dyke but just as ugly.

Is Rosie O'Donnell a bull dyke? Nah she's a moose dyke!

by ewconti January 2, 2010

drop a moose

verb. 1) a person of Canadian decent taking a large crap

The canadian went to drop a moose off at the wildlife reserve.

by Woobilly Beall October 27, 2010