Moist January

Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.

While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.

by Lake House Terms January 8, 2023

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Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023

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Moist Signature

Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.

I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?

by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023

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The Moist Muhammad Ali

Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston

This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.

by BigRigJohnson December 13, 2023

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