justice

Justice is the quality of having a reason for treating someone the way you do.

Boy: I am justice
Mom: Oh yea? What is the reason?
Boy: meow.
Mom: HmMMmMMmM interesting.
Boy: I know right.
Mom: *takes out slippers from thin air*

Boy: You can't catch me muhavahahhaha!
Mom: Search: *teleports behind you* video on youtube (cant put links)
Boy: NuNi?!

by flyvt September 12, 2020

Justice

Me, I am Justice.

I am justice incarnate.

by JusticeIncarnate September 26, 2020

Justice

He is a hot, cute, and very smart guy. He is an asshole most of the time. He is a MONSTER at all sports. If you mess with him he'll punch your head in. He is very shy guy, and he is good at everything, he will talk shit, but he will never say anything mean to pretty girls.

That justice is so hottt.

but he wont talk to me.

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Justice Slapped

When an individual commits a crime and gets what they deserve from the justice system.

Bob- Yo Timmy, I just punched a baby in the face!

Timmy- Dude! That's messed up your going to get Justice Slapped.

(6 hours later Bob is arrested and sentenced to 2 years of prison for child abuse)

by JC1190 August 20, 2013

travisty of justice

What Goodyear's out-of-court settlement with da drummer of Blink-182 likely was.

Whatever famous rock star T.L. Barker's settlement with da manufacturer of his crashed plane's tires was, I'm sure it was still a total travisty of justice --- dat "big biz" company's shoddy materials and/or workmanship were at least partly responsible for da deaths of several people on dat plane!

by QuacksO February 2, 2023

Justice

Will 200 pump your coochie in seconds.

"Imma go apeshit on your ass in box fights." -Justice

by Dean "Gunna" Suckama February 3, 2023

Virgilante justice

What Wyatt and Morgan's brother was accused of committing at da infamous OK-Corral confrontation; da term could also refer to da assassination-attempts on said town marshal subsequent to his acquittal of murder and professional-misconduct charges.

Da three Earp brothers were cleared of any legal wrongdoing regarding their shootout with da outlaws at da OK Corral, but not everyone agreed with said decision. Some of da hotheads loyal to da slain outlaws even set about delivering Virgilante justice.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023