Samuel

Literally better than everything else. Even more godly than Hendrik. Samuels are always super hot and sexy and their only weakness is having no weakness. Their shlong is longer than the Great Wall of China. Samuel is a Synonym for the 8. world Wonder.

Wow. I wish I would be a Samuel. Being a Samuel is so cool!!!

by DieseSemmel November 22, 2021

Samuele

Sammy is short for Samuele (Italian). He is an awesome friend and is really sweet. His hair is unbelievably soft and curly. He will always be there for you even on his bad days. He is a bundle of nonstop energy but when he is tired, he can sleep anywhere.

That was fun hanging out with Samuele, but boy am i tired! 😁

by FlowerPower200118 November 13, 2021

Samuel

Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma

"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"

by xx_thepr0phet16235_xx November 20, 2021

Samuel Hogg

Alpha sometimes beta male

Very explosive with energy cronky knee

Can jump for days

Ahh wtf Samuel Hogg

Ah Ah Samuel Hogg where are you

by Anonymousscot September 15, 2021

Samuel

The name "Samuel" is something you name you're baby if you want him/she to be gay.

Samuel is so gay...

by Polonity October 14, 2021

Samuel Potts

An good CP bio lab partner, he looks at cars with you and phones, also making the most expensive things on websites. And is very nice, has cold hands but fails class with you.

My lab partner is a Samuel Potts

by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 19, 2021

samuel

a term for a kid who doesn’t shut his annoying fucking mouth up about blowjobs when he hasn’t had his first kiss yet. he also look like hit by a brick in his facd

samuel has no friends

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 20, 2021