Tuscan Tug

Giving a farm boy a handjob behind the barn

It’s not gay to do a Tuscan Tug at sunset. That shits romantic as fuck

by Fukhedfred September 13, 2020

bucket tug

Alternative term for gravity bong (see gravity bong)

I took two bucket tugs and then spent twenty mins searching my house for the hat I was wearing.

by Conanundrum667 July 12, 2022

Tug a Narrow

Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.

The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.

by Ridge_Land July 16, 2022

Tug-of-war

Ferocious wank

He broke his no fap with a tug-of-war

by ballinjack July 28, 2022

Swissport Tug

The act of a man or woman, Inserting Toblerone into their anus while masterbating.

“I need to call the doctor, Nathan’s on his 4 Swissport tug of the day”

by Fordy6969 August 1, 2022

Swissport Tug

The act of inserting a Toblerone into one’s anus while Masterbating.

“Caught Nathan having Swissport Tug in the airport toilets. Safe to say it’s the last time he’s allowed in duty free”

by TheVanillaDoctor69 August 2, 2022

Monkey Tug

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.

I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.

by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022