Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

towel boy

n.
an individual who is known to be the only single person in his/her group of friends after being alone for a substantial amount of time and is subjected to the whims of other couples; a derogatory term for people that give other couples their towels after they had sex. Derived from "third wheel", but to the long-term extreme.

Guy 1: "You think you'll find love?"
Guy 2: "Nope. Not now, not ever."
Guy 1: "Bro you're being negative. You've only been single for 15 years. Your time will come. Trust."
Guy 2: "At this point, imma have to wait another 15 years. I honestly don't care. Once a towel boy, always a towel boy."

by YT_BlueFro June 13, 2025

Sick towel

a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int

“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag

by Putriddeclyn May 30, 2024

vagina towel

Mongolian Curse word
Means: alnii alchuur, Bulgaa

Babe have you seen my vagina towel i got to wipe my vagina

by Bulgaa's shadow clone November 27, 2021