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Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus
after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after
by RdRocket September 14, 2018
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Tire biter

When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it
You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter
by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018
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I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone
Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping
by GoSuckADuck May 16, 2019
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Pumping the Tires

The act of injecting air into a ball sack and pumping of air until full.
Devon: Bro I 'm pumping the tires
Gavin: how full are they
Devon: dumby full
by superpumpedguy123 December 20, 2019
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Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.
"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?
by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019
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Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!
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3 tired

When you’ve been smokin some loud and is now high as fuck.
1.
- Dude, why ur eyes so damn red?
- I’m 3 tired bro
2.
- U also 3 tired, huh?
- Yeah, as f*ck
by Trilogy Euphoria May 29, 2019
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