Skip to main content

Swedish Super Swirly

The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone stick their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.
I heard Thomas gave that new kid, Jack, a Swedish Super Swirly while in the school bathroom.
by Jiggly Jdawg March 15, 2023
mugGet the Swedish Super Swirly mug.

Swedish Super Swirly

The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone sticks their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.
I heard Thomas gave that new kid, Jack, a Swedish Super Swirly while in the school bathroom.
by Jiggly Jdawg March 15, 2023
mugGet the Swedish Super Swirly mug.

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe
by Mustela February 6, 2023
mugGet the swedish card swipe mug.

Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.
I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection
by Ausandy October 20, 2023
mugGet the Swedish erection mug.

Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.
Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home
by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023
mugGet the Swedish brick mug.

Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.
My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.
by Haldoe November 15, 2023
mugGet the Swedish Bidet mug.

Swedish chef

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.
The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.
by Boomgoo December 21, 2022
mugGet the Swedish chef mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email