Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.

Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world

by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018

Swords

An epic duel (some call it a dance) in which each contestant attacks the opponents pee steam in the same urinal! In effort to over power their stream. To prove once and for all! You have a greater penile velocity , or possibly just heavier flow!

Hey guys! Anybody want to play swords?

by swords January 7, 2018

Uni-Shark Horn Sword

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.

You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!

by KA_TheLegend April 23, 2017

Slut Sword

Someone that's slaying the sex game and just doesn't care who knows.

Man, Kate is such a slut sword! Did you hear about her night?

by Kshaulis April 23, 2017

raw sword

when you're walking down the stairs and you trip on your shoelace

Man! That was a pretty bad raw sword, am i right?

by Supermanjamz September 7, 2017

sword of the rings

Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.

She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.

by TC Lover September 30, 2017

mexican sword fight

When two people smash glass bottles for fighting purposes

"Hey man check it out. There's a Mexican Sword Fight going on outside"

by 1gqry236 May 17, 2017