sticky fruit

Toddler name for fruit leather. And really, who can blame them? "Fruit leather" doesn't sound appetizing at all. Nobody wants to eat leather, even if it's fruit-flavored

Dad: Want some sticky fruit in your play-lunch today, Wilma?
Wilma: Uh-huh.
Dad: I'll give you two, so you can share one with Archie.

by ElinorsDad October 14, 2023

sticky nose

sneezing when giving a blowjob and his cum fly's out your nose

when i was sucking him off I had a sticky nose

by CoolAidManTheCursed November 21, 2021

Sticky Suzie

During intercoarse, cum on the face of your partner, proceed to rub the cum all over their face, then take anything that blows hot air and use it on your partners face, drying the cum and making your partners face sticky

So i fucking her and then i pulled a sticky Suzie

by Cancer_patient_101 October 16, 2019

Sticky Micky

When you bang a kitchen worker from a seafood place and your dick drips green slime, it’s known as a Sticky Micky.

“I took the waitress home, slapped on a cock ring, and raw dogged it. Now I have a Sticky Micky. And also probably herpes.”

by JellyBJellin October 25, 2019

sticky bread

A game in which participants jack off on to a piece of bread and the last to finish has to eat the cum covered pastry.

Jack: “let’s play sticky bread”
John: “no I always lose”
Jack: “yeah but I don’t”

by Daddy Pitty October 31, 2019

Sticky Steven

When a guy masterbates and unloads in his hand. He then wipes it on the closest thing he sees.

Don't ever shake Paul's hands, he's known for doing Sticky Steven's.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020

Sticky Jerry

The human representation of the filth that becomes encrusted to the surface of a glass cooktop. The literal essence of ick, or grime, purified and coaxed to life, foisting himself upon the world you once loved.

God d*mn it kid, you have peanut butter and jelly all over your hands... You are such a Sticky Jerry!

by silentcorndog February 10, 2021