Simp

Jalen

Jalen the simp no cap

by Sub to lank man October 7, 2020

Simp

A guy who blows up your phone calls you cute or pretty constantly and is extremely annoying just for a girl who he's talked to for a few days or isn't even dating. This does not mean it if you are dating someone and do this ur a simp. Also he leaves the boys for the girls

Hey pretty girl how are you today I miss you soooo much omg please text me I'm off ps4 just to call you and the boys and I were in the middle of a shoot off in fornite because I'm a simp for you

by Beatandrealdifinitioms October 19, 2020

Simp

A depressed and/or emotional person; a person that is always in their self-conscience feelings.

You are such a simp sometimes

by negus of lyfe March 9, 2018

Simp

verb.
acronym for Sad In My Pondering

"Dude are you simping?"
"Yeah, I just wanna be sad right now."

by lil simp January 17, 2018

Simp

A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.

Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..

by VeganSausage December 15, 2020

Simp

Legendary people in college committees who get a hard on by telling people what they can't do, why because they don't matter, but will let a random 'chic' or their 'bros' walk all over them.

A: They didn't let in the college concert, they said there was no place left, the place was totally empty!! second later a random chick walks in and they act like they own the place.
B: Fucking Simps!!!

by lala__ji December 10, 2021

Simp

Someone who has loved a girl for 5 years but doesn't express his feelings for her.The simps are ready to buy anything for the girl they love.Often the first name of the simp people is Victor and often the girl they love her name is Sarah.

Victor loves Sarah pelletier and he doesn’t express his emotion for her or over express his emotions for her.

Victor:Oh Sarah you are my cutest friend, i love you so much, I'm going to wait until you're no more boyfriend to be your bae.

Sarah: Shut the fuck up you are so simp and ugly, you can be my friends if you want but not my bae!

by Anti-Simp is so good May 21, 2021