self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.

John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

self harm

self harm is different for a lot of people, its the act of intentionally harming yourself . Cutting, picking, poking, burning , hitting , literally anything that causes you physical harm . People self harm for so many reasons, for some it may be to calm down what goes on in their head, for others it may be that theyre so numb they just want to feel something . For others they might want to die and this is just the alternative. There are honestly so many reasons, how I like to put it is the hurt on the outside calms the hurt on the inside. I dont know many cutters other than myself, the few i do know all say around the same thing. It helps calm them down and helps them feel something . But afterwards they feel ashamed, they can sit and cry and start to hate their body. Its like drugs or alcohol once you start you cant stop. Self harm is addictive and its not something that you do once and never do it again, you do it once and youre like “i wont do it anymore” then its everytime you get upset and then it just becomes a habit. Thats the hardest stage of it to stop, sometimes it goes to far. Girl in Pieces is a really good book that sort of demonstrates it and explains it really well. If you are struggling with self harm please don’t hesitate to reach out<3

She says self harm is like her drugs, except one that she can get a job with .

by fuckedupgirl May 22, 2023

Self-blinded

That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty

“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”

by Flowegirl February 27, 2020

Self-Crime

1. killing of oneself
2. masturbation
3. getting high

"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

Self-cremate

1. Cremation, or burning, of oneself
2. Nutting, ejaculation

"Bro, she was so hot I self-cremated."
"I'm gonna fucking self-cremate."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

self-viceolation

The process of spending your entire quarantine drinking, smoking, sexing, gaming, and indulging in any other form of gluttony you choose.

While practicing self-isolation, Tim decided to engage in a little self-viceolation and get whiskey drunk at 8am. Be like Tim.

by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 9, 2020

self remittance

The act of sending yourself money in a foreign account to spend in that country. The money can be used for shopping, partying and clubbing.

Hey Mike, I just sent a self remittance for my vacation to the Philippines.

by jeff phillis August 7, 2020