the swedish jumpstart

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock

give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"

by Macfitster September 3, 2013

Swedish

Love 🦄

I am so Swedish for you

by Nova87 November 6, 2018

The Swedish Airhorn

Fixating your asshole amongst that of another. Preceding to exchange bodily gas from each respective anal cavity. The smell to arise is known to exterminate anyone within a 10 mile radius.

Two college frat boys decided to partake in The Swedish Airhorn during physics, forcing their college into a chemical lockdown.

by The Miracle Bunny November 6, 2018

Swedish Fingers

The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.

"Oh, that guy just gave the Swedish fingers to that girl... another one down."

by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019

Swedish

The second worst language that is spoken in our time. There are too many rules that make no sense.

Dude, swedish is such a complicated language

by RECA.V January 15, 2019

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018

Swedish

noun.

1. the people of Sweden (a.k.a Gay World)

2. a Gay language, The language spoken by gay people, closely related to Faggish and Norwegian. Abbreviation: GAY

2. The definition of one's sexuality.

I could not understand Bruce's words because he was speaking Swedish.

I am not fluent in Swedish, I am straight.

by pussy_fart June 22, 2018