g ride

1. A term to describe a particularly stylish automobile.

2. An automobile that can typically be distinguished from mainstream automobiles by being equipped with at least 23" wheels (see "MJs") and a hydraulic suspension where each corner of the vehicle can be raised or lowered independent of one another. OR, the entire vehicle can be made to bounce.

I pulled along side in the G ride. I got front and back and side to side.

Damn, those MJs are phat, Leroy's new car is a G ride.

by Elvis August 25, 2004

Car Ride

To place bare ass on another persons face and rip ass. This gives the feeling of sticking ones head out of a moving vehicle.

Her hair flew back as I bent over and gave her a car ride.

by ncook May 21, 2010

ride the blind

To ride in the empty boxcar of the train typically used for freight instead of passengers. Used frequently in lyrics of the blues music genre.

I was a hobo and had to ride the blind to get from Memphis to Chicago.

by mackharrison March 7, 2012

submarine ride

when 2 males engage in anal intercourse underwater while the man on top is exposing his dick out of the water, acting as a parascope that would be found on a submarine.

Stevo: "Dude, I got in my pool this morning for a quick swim until I saw my bro's cock sticking above the water, and at that point, I knew he was doing the submarine ride."

Tommy: "Ew man that's fucking gross!!"

by stevokinevoo November 21, 2011

ghost ride

A bunch of retards who run around next to their car while its still moving.

Bob: Did you just see that f**kin idiot?
Fred: Oh, you mean the guy with a t shirt so big it looked like a dress, running next to his hoopty-ass cheverolet?
Bob: Yeah, that guy. He's ghost riding his whip.
Fred: Ghost ride huh? F**kin idiot.

by oakland bob fred November 24, 2007

rhino ride

A rhino ride is a sexual act in which one straps a dildo to his/her head (simulating a rhinoceros nose) and inserts it into the vagina of a woman, and fucks her.

Dude, did you give her a rhino ride last night?
Yeah she rode my forehead all night long.

by Master of Amsterdam April 24, 2010

Ride the Shark

Ride and/ or do tricks on a small, die cast plastic skateboard from the Santa Monica/ Del Mar skateboarding era. Such 'sharks' are used usually for powersliding or bombing (quickly riding down) hills. Also can be used for...

- manuals
- endovers
- nosemanuals
- hang tens
- shuffles
- two handers
- napslides
- burt slides
- 360s
- one wheeled tricks of any kind
- handwalks
- handstands
- other such tricks

I feel the need to ride the shark and bomb a hill.

by Andrew Haskell January 19, 2006