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superboy prime

Superboy prime is the superlative of boy prime. Boy prime is someone who enjoys stuffing objects, preferably big black dildos, up their rectum. Essentially Superboy prime means a really big fag.
Yo the biggest Superboy primes are Elton John, Perez Hilton, and rainfall
by GODofTP October 2, 2013
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Dj Prime

What you get when you mix the sperm of a howler monkey and egg of Rosie o Donnell.
by Anonymous561 July 27, 2011
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Brahptimus Prime

A portmanteau of the Hawaiian-style "bro" (brah) and Transformers protagonist Optimus Prime. A Brahptimus Prime is a person with noble/selfless goals and zero drive to realize them.
"Did you help out at the homeless shelter on Tuesday?"

"I was going to but instead I slept in."

"Pulled a Brahptimus Prime?"

"Yeah, brah."
by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011
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prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.
Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.
by Dik hed July 29, 2017
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Primed

When Amazon offers higher than market wages and you lose an employee to them.
Amazon primed us again, Alissa just gave her two weeks notice.
by Cal Fields October 20, 2018
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Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.
"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.
by Moby small June 24, 2018
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Thottimus prime

Thottimus prime is so noushie
by ThottimusPrime July 21, 2018
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