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wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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Panic!

Usually something you’d do at the disco.
Girl 1: “Ew? Did you bring us to a ZOO? for our second date? I’m gunna Panic! I wouldn’t be caught dead in this place.”
Boy 1: “Well then leave, and close the goddamn door.”
Girl 1: “You must be mad as hatter, WERE OUTSIDE THERES NO DOOR!”
Boy 1: “Well Lyings The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.”
Girl 1: “What.”
by panicmeethepress September 26, 2022
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[Gay Panic]

When a gay person gets nervous it sends them into, gay panic. This phrase is also from the popular T.V show Heartstopper, and is the main characters phone wallpaper.
The hot man talking to him sent him into gay panic.
by abbyy2009 May 26, 2022
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panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out
by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021
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dirty panic

it's defined by the moment right before and right after you come where every single part of your body is in ecstasy.
"damn, yesterday's was so good I had a dirty panic"
by toothpaste_lunchbox February 9, 2022
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gay panic

two queer people in a relationship, regardless of gender, if it’s queer and i panic over it, gay panic
“omg i’m literally gay panicking over this video

“that gave me gay panic”
by doublecheekeduponatuesdayafter October 16, 2021
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Gay Panic

“Do you know who Amity is from the owl house?”
“Yeah she is the ceo of gay panic”
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