A mullet "down-under." Excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. However, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party.
by boredworker55 March 18, 2011
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Party at the back (anus)
When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
Party at the back (anus)
When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
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