Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

Pussy Mop

When your beard is so long you have to shampoo and condition it after your squirter girlfriend cums on your face.

I feel great when my man goes down on me because I know his pussy mop will clean up the mess.

by Phoxy-Kat February 21, 2025

Mopped

This term is used to describe something visually unappealing or disgusting.

This word started surfacing around July 2024 when youtuber yikes (@yikes.) Created a video titled: 'I Invented a Viral Slang Word.' on June 29th, 2024.

-“That hairlie is mopped, bro.”
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by Vyran (Disciple of Retard-ism) February 26, 2025

Mop

Mop used for absolutely everything you can use it as: (Mop-Mopper-Moping-etc) you can use it as also a good or bad word.

You look soooo mopping. HEY STOP BEING A MOPPER YOU!?!

by Yikes Official March 18, 2025

Muff Mop

A mustache

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 25, 2023

Muff Mop

A mustache on a pussy

His muff mop tickled my clit.

by Sirahn May 25, 2023

Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by anonymous June 19, 2023