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Michigan Man

A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.

Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025
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The Michigan Menace

A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.

The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
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The Michigan Menace

A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.

The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
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Michigan Mud Slinger

When you’re hitting a girl from behind doing anal, push her down, pull your cock out fast and fecal matter flings up her back.
I fucked my wife last night with a lovely Michigan Mud Slinger.
by Girth_Lord69 September 12, 2025
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Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.
I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight
by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025
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online users from Michigan have contributed heavily to the confusion surrounding WSDMGC73/73GC These user often post in r/CaliConnection a subreddit intended for discussions about California gangs including 73GC The confusion surrounding WSDMGC73 demonstrates how easily misinformation can spread online. Michigan Critics created a “defunct lore” that obscures reality leading to misunderstandings about gang affiliation geography & activity By focusing on community verification local context & real-world evidence it is clear that:
WSDMGC73 is a California rap group tied to the 73GC The 73GC is active in Los Angeles, contrary to Michigan users’ claims Online trolling and misinterpretation have fueled myths, not actual gang behavior.Understanding this distinction allows fans, observers, and researchers to separate truth from online chaos, ensuring misinformation does not overshadow the real music, culture, and community ties that define WSDMGC73 and the 73GC.WSDMGC73 is a California-based rap group, composed of younger members affiliated with the West Side 73GC.73GC is active in Los Angeles, with ongoing presence documented in vlogs, social media, and community interactions.
Michigan users posting online are largely trolling or roleplaying, creating misinformation about WSDMGC73 and 73GC.Super fans “Tinyjoker” amplify confusion but do not represent the group or its origins.Community verification is crucial: Local observers confirm WSDMGC73’s authenticity and connection to 73GC.
WSDMGC73 is a Rap Group from California with ties to the 73 Gangsters Crips. Clearing Up the WSDMGC73 Online Lore: Separating Fact from Michigan Trolls & Critics
by TherealTalkMANE October 24, 2025
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Michigan Mohawk

When a 300 pound woman shaves her pussy bald, but has a full 70's bush running down her ass crack. And she used her brothers semen to style it into a mohawk.
"The plumper I took home last night had a huge Michigan Mohawk!" Said Mike as he was telling us about his trip to Las Vegas.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
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