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black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.
John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy
by Barry88 August 17, 2016
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Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.
Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.
by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017
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Meeting

When you meet a girl online, take her to the Mexican restaurant for a delightful chicken quesadilla and then bring her home and bend her over the sink in your friends apartment. Only to find out she left her balanced PH, all her self respect and the understanding she’s nothing more than a quick hit at home.
Hey man I’m going to a meeting with Julie. Mind picking up some bleach on the way home?
by JRs wife November 22, 2020
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Cock meet sandwich

Is when you suck dick in prison cock meet sandwich
by Bobs sandwiches December 1, 2020
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SWAP MEET

When a male is horny and there are no good clean females available, the only choice is to go to the swap meet.
by Vagina lover🤓 December 12, 2020
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A Dangerous Meeting

Tonight the circle is meeting again
Who will be the first to fall in trance
In here nobody is sensing the rain
Tonight the spirit will glance
So as they're approaching ghostly hour
Seven people here are joining hands
They think they know the spirit to appear
Contact, the table starts to dance
Time is standing still
It's a dangerous meeting
A Dangerous Meeting
They're gonna get themselves killed
Tonight the circle is broken forever
Seven people dead within a trance
In here nobody is sensing the rain
Tonight seven souls are reaching hell
Time was standing still
The meeting is over
Their journey is on
Oh, they should have known
Not to play with the powers of Hell
Some people have lost their way
Some people have lost their mind
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 20, 2020
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Meeting the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”
by suckmah October 27, 2020
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