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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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Sossy Mash

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.
Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash
by VS7777 August 4, 2023
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Mashed my beans

When someone/something murks your good vibes to a point where there’s no more vibes to be murked
Bro, you really just mashed my beans!
by Michel Scottttt December 13, 2020
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Dani mash

Coolest person ever. Most bestest dancer and knows how to hip pop😀. Everyone wants to be her and be as talented to be able to break ur shower door...
I wish I was as cool as Dani mash
by Kingsley gribble November 11, 2020
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Dani mash

Dani mash is a cool girl. Usually a stunner with a jiggly tushy. Likes to watch shows but doesn’t like to finish them. Coolest person and very talented. Has tons of talent, enough to break her glass shower door on hersef
I wish I could be Dani mash
by Kingsley gribble November 11, 2020
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mashed topatoes

Little scuz: can I have some more mashed topatoes

Baby mama and baby daddy: awww
by Whopper_jr1 October 20, 2020
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Mash

this isnt any ordinary mash u prick. its what 2 couples do when they send love like mia khalifa but she is a shit example for love. a good example of love is when u try to shove ur dick (ass) into ur crushs ass (dick) yk what i mean
woah jessica i had mash with josh
woah i had mash with ur daddy
the fuck
by big mama sksksjsjkskdlalwnwnfk October 27, 2020
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