Heavy Magnet

Fat, heavy, clingy bitch.

"Bro this bitch is a heavy magnet." - Heavy metal

by Goofy ahh Cat July 29, 2023

fingerprint magnet

The back glass of the Samsung Galaxy A5 (2017)

You better put a case on the Samsung Galaxy A5 (2017) otherwise the back of the phone will look disgusting after a few minutes of use because it's a huge fingerprint magnet.

by antiquing August 11, 2023

Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow, there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world.

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023

fagnet magnet

When your sex toy all go direct to the asshole like it’s magnetic!

Every sex toy seemed to find its way to my hole on it’s on like I had a fagnet magnet!

by Sretlawnats April 19, 2023

fridge magnet

someone with a fuck ton of piercings

that emo chick over there looks like a fucking fridge magnet

by Apple bong April 24, 2023

Black Magnet

A "Black Magnet" is similar to a "Chick Magnet" but a "Black Magnet" will only successfully attract the KFC/Basketball/Hard to see at night people.

BRO, Hommie Alex, he's got that Black Magnet Rizz, brother's working with some black magic over here rizzin this Popeyes chicken loving mama up.

by Hot_Pocket October 2, 2023