Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.

I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.

by Theronai February 27, 2011

CADBURY LOAD

SEX ACT OF TAKING A HUMAN TURD, BAKING IT, FILLING IT WITH SEMEN AND THEN CRACKING IT OPEN INTO SOMEONE'S MOUTH

Zack said he saw a porno where a man cooked a turd and filled it with jizz then poured it into another dudes mouth. He asked,

"What the hell would that be called?" Mark replied with, "A cadbury load."

by Johan Dingleberry July 10, 2017

hit load

A shortening of "Bust a load, and hit the road."

" All he wants are hit loads. He doesn't even want your name."

by SeamusTwysted September 3, 2017

Load Coaster

Someone that ejaculates while receiving road head.

I just load coastered onto my sister.

by Tyler Leaks January 28, 2019

Shit Load

In all actuality, the term "shit load" originated at the Bowman Grey School of Medicine around 1963. An obscure janitor (M.S. Curtis) out of curiosity began to ask random students at the facility to defecate in empty paint cans left in the restroom stalls for an anonymous and random study on the average mean weight of an adult male bowel movement. The project lasted from March 27 1963 until late September 1964 when an unknown party reported it to the Dean of Students and Curtis was summarily terminated. Mr. Curtis determined that the average weight of an adult defecation at that time was 1.3619 pounds (.6177 kg). The term eventually came to mean a substantial or excessive amount.

That boy is a shit load of trouble.

by Baretree September 10, 2018

Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.

I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.

by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023