Dutch Load

The act of Windmilling/Helicoptering ones penis while simultaneously ejaculating.

Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!

by Kaibalover232 October 17, 2019

loaded gloves

When a boxer removes the padding Inside the gloves for maximum impact ie Collins vs Resto

Mayweather won the fight because he had Loaded gloves, automatic disqualification from match

by sidmon69 October 20, 2019

Loading Zone

Loading Zone is the time period in which streaming entertainment is paused while buffering or loading video.

I'm parked in a loading zone waiting for the damn program to continue playing.

by Urbanverban July 11, 2021

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013

Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.

I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.

by Theronai February 27, 2011

CADBURY LOAD

SEX ACT OF TAKING A HUMAN TURD, BAKING IT, FILLING IT WITH SEMEN AND THEN CRACKING IT OPEN INTO SOMEONE'S MOUTH

Zack said he saw a porno where a man cooked a turd and filled it with jizz then poured it into another dudes mouth. He asked,

"What the hell would that be called?" Mark replied with, "A cadbury load."

by Johan Dingleberry July 10, 2017

Load Coaster

Someone that ejaculates while receiving road head.

I just load coastered onto my sister.

by Tyler Leaks January 28, 2019