Kyle

The definition of scum, who wants what he can't have

Kyle is such a shit starter

by Strugglebuddy69 June 25, 2016

Kyle

Someone who does drugs every weekend, eats tomato sauce sandwiches and commits mindless vandalism.

Kyle's been back at it with the law-breaking and tomato sauce sandwich eating...

by Uncle Whitmore April 15, 2018

Kyle

A person who often gets bored,and ends up being cocky on urban dictionary and writing about himself

Reader: Omg the writer here is such a Kyle

by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb July 19, 2018

Kyle

A ugly ass dude

Kyle is so ugly

by Lal papie March 31, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a stupid, adopted, bald, smelly, chunking, ugly, loser that was a huge hole in his face and gets whipped hard at night.

Kyle sure is an ugly loser. I feel bad for anyone that is his friend.

by Wet Stain December 30, 2016

Kyle

a horny asshole who will try to suck your toes and doesn't take "no" for an answer. he was baptized in monster energy drinks and bathes in grease in his mom's basement, watching anime while eating his 7th box of black licorice. he asks for head from random people that he recently met over the internet and guilt-trips people for not complying with his gross nature.

omg is that kyle? he fucking assaulted me yesterday

kyle drinks too much monster

he punched a hole in his drywall

he paid $10 for hentai

his girlfriend "delga" is a cum slut and his alt account

by ihatekyleswithaburningpassion June 17, 2019

Kyle

Kyles almost have braces into their late thirties

Holy shit that nigga kyle still has braces

by Painful ketchup December 22, 2018