Joel

A Blind smeared goat that's completely a dunce and retarded and sits at home, and is a freeloader. He also claims other people's assets when they were hard for it

Your being a joel right now

by Abrahambamidele July 18, 2024

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Joel

He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.

Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc

"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"

by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024

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Joel Mingle

Fit

Everyone knows Joel Mingle, He's Fit

by AJTHEBOLD July 29, 2024

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joel matip

The greatest footballer to ever live

Joel matip>messi,ronaldo,zidane,pele,r9

by Lfcmo101 July 29, 2024

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Joel

He's most definitely hott, rude but you know you like it... A Joel is well endowed. He drives a Dodge and is funny as fuck.

Joel looks mighty fine tonight!

by Jamal505 August 11, 2024

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Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.

Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!

by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025

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