Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

Greasy lout

a slimey, lazy ,smelly person that lays about on the couch all day

Jay bizzle : oi get up peter!
peter: naaaaa cant be bothered G
Jay bizzle: bloody hell your such a greasy lout!

by ghetto boi 2 October 12, 2011

Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.

Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

Greasy

A synonym for dirty

"That hot ginger Ashley is going to send me some greasy pictures just so I stop sending her sappy music videos"

by Ginger Hoss February 3, 2023

Greasy Grizzly

When you take your wife to pound town straight from getting off work in the garage. No shower in between.

She suffered a Greasy Grizzly when he got home off the road.

by Grizz265 February 23, 2023

Greasy Pegsniffer

A slang term meaning a greasy condom.

Some guy: bro you're so greasy after swimming in that grease pool, you Greasy Pegsniffer
other guy: fuck you

by THHESMS November 6, 2023

Greasy Bitch

A low life, nosey cunt that no one can tolerate.

Go wash your hair, you greasy bitch.

by Decadent Thymes November 13, 2023