Grandma

When an old person in you family just farts out dust

My dad did a Grandma

by Declan D February 21, 2019

Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40

"Damn she looks like a grandma parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

Grandma's cookies

A big fat blunt

You want to eat some grandma's cookies?

by 026boys April 30, 2019

emme's grandma

smoked for 40 years, the majority of her life. later, after quitting, she sadly passed away due to lung cancer.

you should quit smoking sooner than emme's grandma did.

by meepmeep420 May 11, 2019

Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019

Grandma banana

When ur grandma eats a banana with her asshole

Why did u lend that banana to ur granny she did a grandma banana?

by Boooka September 15, 2019

Grandma

A person who can either be really sweet and kind and make cookies or has a big old truck and with age comes sass.

Dave: have you seen mikes grandma?
Jack: yeah the one with the blue sparkly truck is pretty cool.

by YeEtY bOi September 24, 2019