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freedom truck

A fully tracked, armoured fighting vehicle, as referred to by people from 'Murika.
The Freedom Truck division rolled across the desert, defending the freedom fry-consuming public.
by CCog September 14, 2013
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Freedom Bust

To ejaculate in a spectacularly unprotected fashion into your special patriotic lady friend.
A: "Connolly, keep wrapping it."
B: "Wrapping it? What's that?"
A: "Ahh, Freedom Bust. Good form. Carry on, Marine."
by conman March 4, 2012
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Freedom Shuttle

any flotation device (barrels, wood, inner tubes, dolphins, etc.) used by Cubans to aid in the crossing of the Straits of Florida
Elian Gonzalez clings to freedom shuttle
by SLOACXR3 August 22, 2012
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Freedom Pull

When an individual screams "freeeeedom" at the top of their lungs and then takes a pull from a bottle of hard a. Note: If done with anything other than liquor, it is considered just chugging.
Last night, Lauran and Nicole freedom pulled a bottle of Svedka until they finished it.
by fapperfan767 July 15, 2011
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Freedom

Often delivered to you in the form of an American bomb.
People in Hiroshima: The emperor is so tyranicall, I wish for some democracy
American plane: Fear not, for here comes aproximately 15 kiloTonnes of FREEDOM!!!
by Words do not exist February 9, 2023
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"Better" Freedom

See, it's not like hedonistic freedom. It's better! Because instead of doing the thing that you want to do... You do the thing that I THINK people (in general) SHOULD do. It's like, instead of using your OWN will... You use MY will instead... Like, if you want to do a thing that I don't want you to do... You should not be able to do it... And I'm not talking about the laws that are negotiated by elected representatives... What I'm talking about is MY will being superordinate to that of the individual in a sort of universalized ethic that is imposed on everyone... For their own good...
Hym "And it seems to be the case that a lot of business owners think like this. 'Yeah, I love people but do you know what would male people even better? They'd be better if they lived in accordance with MY will instead of their own. Like, if I wrote a mission statement and then everyone just does that.... Or they starve.... You know? Doesn't that sound great!?' And it's funny to see Jordan try to make me 'dance for my supper' (Thanks wisecracked) because he thinks he's proving a point by bringing all of these guests on that promulgate propositions that are analogous to the propositions I've made in the past but all he's managed to do is prove MY POINT! Instead of the one he's trying to make about me not being important or necessary. Because, at a certain point, it doesn't matter how hard you work or how good you are... At a certain point an arbitration is made as to who is promoted and who is not. THAT is why he needs the hierarchy of dcaooummtiphneoatrneicntecye! So that HE can remain the decider of who goes up and who stays down. He decides how they are framed to be viewed by his viewers (who can't think and will accept the frame he imposes). That's his "Better" Freedom. It's freedom except what happens to you is what OUGHT to happen to you according to HIM.... And not ME Hym but HIM him."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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Sound of Freedom Producer Guy

Sex trafficking? Ha! Hahahahaha! Look who you actually choose to promote! Look at that!
Hym "You're all so neurotic about who you choose to promote as the self-appointed arbiters of fate but how good of a job do you actually do? Not a very good one. Sound of Freedom Producer Guy busted for being associated with sex trafficking. You were on your moral high-horse and what happened? Knocked on your ass. And then you hop right back on and look around to see if anyone saw you (I did by the way) and then you pretend it didn't happen. What do the conservatives pushing that movie have to say about all of that? You cared so much about sex trafficking a second ago and now the a guy you promoted is engaged in sex trafficking all we're getting is radio-silence. We're just going to ait here and pretend it didn't happen."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
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