Dry Come

Dry Come is when you climax and nothing comes out

You have just had sex so you have no men left, so you will only be able to have a Dry Come

by Markim June 5, 2018

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Dry Tortugas

A U.S. national park in the Gulf of Mexico. Also known to a group of unfortunate few, the act of dry heaving out of your ass. This usually happens after a long episode of watery diarrhea. Your ass opens, goes through all the motions, your sphincter may even prolapse a little, but nothing at all comes out! And if you listen closely, you may even hear your butt hole open and shut as is fails to discharge any fecal matter.

JACOB:Hey Mike I'm gonna stop and grab a burrito bowl on my way into work. You want me to grab you something too?
MIKE: No way dude. Last time I ate one, I am pretty sure the guacamole was bad. I had the "Dry Tortugas" all night!

by CharlesUFarley June 7, 2018

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Dry Sally

when you bustin a fat one before you nut put your dick in a vacuum and have it suck the nut out ya balls

Ever had a Dry Sally?

by jehsheufikrje June 8, 2018

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Dry hottub

Unlubed anal fisting forcing any trapped air to be expelled

I rammed my fist in her arse and it sounded like five fat chicks jumping into a dry hottub

by Four and a half men December 20, 2017

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dry shade

When a person tries to throw shade at another person, but it's irrelevant and nobody cares

Johnny: "Did you see the girl that just walked past wearing socks with her birkenstocks?"

Trevor: "uhh who even cares she's irrelevant to us stop trying to throw dry shade"

by Shelly the Snail April 22, 2018

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dry-ragged

When you’re 100% wiped out, not got enough sleep in days, life has really taken its toll, you’re seeing double and feeling kinda drunk without having a sip of alcohol

Long week. Shit got me dry-ragged

by Joey1605 December 5, 2017

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