Detroit Churro

A Detroit Churro is when you are doing a Cleveland Steamer and before the log drops you move your ass to drag it across her lips in a Dirty Sanchez fashion.

That bitch is so nasty she licked her lips after I gave her a corn-filled Detroit Churro.

by I Suck as a Human June 2, 2022

Detroit min

When it’s been 4 plus months since you been somewhere or see someone.

I haven’t been to the DIA in a Detroit min.

by Mikey872 April 12, 2022

Detroit Jack City

Detroit-Jack-City: older generation muscle-head. Seasoned veteran at stacking plates and pushing weights. Someone over the age of 40 who is reminiscent of the good old days and muscular, representing the muscle car era of Detroit Mi

Dang, have you seen Blue lately? He’s Detroit Jack City!

by Gearheaded July 20, 2021

Detroit Steamer

When you take a massive dump before a steaming hot shower and you smell up the whole house.

Man it reeks in here! Did you just take a detroit steamer?

by 8lugsnoplugs May 30, 2021

Detroit fire drill

Derived from the Chinese fire drill, a Detroit fire drill is a car jacking.

"Hey let's get out of here, those guys look like they want to do a Detroit fire drill.

by Millimatter May 30, 2021

Detroit One Way

Not stopping at red lights, after dark, in Detroit.

Honey, be home by 10pm take the Detroit One Way and get home safe.

by FireStud169 December 3, 2024

Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.

Girl: So, you're still going to "Detroit Catholic Central"?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.

by ccbigboy December 9, 2024