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by Mike OOXLONG July 25, 2022
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by Doonie Destroyer July 28, 2022
Get the Dakota mug.A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
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They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
by Wishaniggawood February 27, 2022
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