bald

kenneth

kenneth is bald

by megumi’s wife May 9, 2021

bald

kenneth

kenneth is bald lol

by megumi’s wife May 9, 2021

Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021

Bald bastard

What Erica called Murray

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!

by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022

Bald Head Jason

When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.

Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao

Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.

by G6Saitin July 10, 2022

Bald

Alpha bio

Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now

by Alpha bios child69 July 25, 2022

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022