Angry tug

Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.

Thank you for the angry tug, I'll go back to the yard work now.

by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018

Angry orca

When you drill a hole in someone head, and put your penis in the hole then blow a load then get them to sneeze, thus making them blow sperm out of their head.

My girl and I performed the angry orca last night

by Dretheginger October 16, 2023

Angry massage

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.

Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.

by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023

Angry Swede

Also known as Linkness. An Angry Swede is someone who is from Sweden and gets angry at little things, like being called an Angry Swede

Hawks: “Oh look, the Angry Swede just joined the vc”
Linkness: “i’M nOt An AnGrY sWeDe @?#%$”

by Hawks1225 May 11, 2022

Angry Brit

When British people get angry and shout a bit when defensive they are called an Angry Brit (yes we british people also yell at the weather)

Sketch: Why is Carnage Angry?
Hawks: Because he is an Angry Brit!

by KaliWolfe May 21, 2022

angry markiplier

a fucking vibe

person one: how are you?
person two: FUCKBVTW83VRBHRYBRVWEUYH9REU8TVBH9NIFUCKINGGODDAMNSONOFABITCH-
person one: ah. angry markiplier.

by ۪۫۰۰۪۫n۪۫۰۰۪۪۫۫۰۰۪۫o۪۫۰۰۪۫~ March 10, 2022

Angry Panda

Climaxing over somebody’s face and giving them two black eyes as a finale.

Q: How did you get your two black eyes?

A: Angry Panda

by Bert-Ro February 7, 2022