penis

your prob 12 living in your moms basement if you think this is funny, and or you in the back of a classroom with your to buddy's going "lEt'S lOoK uP pEnIs" you not funny. (also its what your mom loves)

Your mother loves sucking my penis.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022

penis maggot

when a maggot enters ur penis

ahh i got a penis maggot

by Penis maggot creater69 May 7, 2022

Penis

I fuck your Mom with it

I fucked your mom with my penis

by ur dad who left you for milk May 7, 2022

Penis Shit

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value

My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea

by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022

Penis farte

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds

You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes

by Hanime gg May 8, 2022

Penis

A penis is an organism that is long and squishy. When it is happy, Is starts to feel hard as a rock. Their main use is for sucking on

“Hey, can I suck your penis”
“Yes please daddy”

by Suckingboy69 May 9, 2022

penis

A big, long, slender, fun toy!

lets play with the penis.

by NUtty boio1 September 16, 2022