New York Slush Spray

The act of cumming in someone’s ass and them farting it back out on to your face.

Person 1: “Oh man, Becky gave me a New York Slush Spray last night. Refreshing.”

Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you.”

by MikeDCCXV January 12, 2026

New Type

A man, particularly the heteroflexible type, that prefers coitus with transgender women.

Ed, you're that New Type.

by DefnotTurtlehead January 12, 2026

under new management

Literally means a change of manager: in colloquial terms it is used in the event of someone who is seen liberating people from a tyrannical leader, only for the liberator to end up continuing the tyrannical reign, whether directly or even worse than before.

Originates from the memetic line in Megamind where Tighten says to a bystander thanking him from freeing them from Megamind that "I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management"

Pol Pot put Cambodia under new management with the Khmer Rouge

by stoptakingnamespeople January 13, 2026

New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.

Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026

New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.

Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026

New Egypt

i have NEVER in my life been to a worse town. I have lived here all my life and have hated it more than anything. all the kids here wish they lived in Texas or Alabama so they could really be a redneck hillbilly, there is constantly being rumors spread around about how someones fucking someone else and the bathrooms reek of someones vape or cart. this town is filled with racist, homophobic (closeted) boys and girls and the school system sucks and has only gone downhill since covid. we are millions of dollars in debt and everyone and their grandma loves to complain about the kids riding on dirtbikes past their house with their ring camera photos on the new egypt happenings facebook. they had to implement a rule where you couldn't have a confederate flag on the back of your truck while driving because of how much it was happening. you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a genuine friend and if you just moved here people will swarm you and then spread your shit around the school a week later. No one here likes it besides the parents that cope with the fact their perfect little small town is nothing what it looks out to be. we also have a big KKK population. six flags sucks too. the town is being bought out and if you didnt think it could get any worse, it is, and it will. every student who moves here wants to move back after 2 weeks at most.

this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.

new egyptian: "Yeah.. I go to new egypt.."

random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"

new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"

random: "oh.. that place"

by helpabruthaout January 16, 2025

Mozzaddy new year

Mozzaddy new year, a term that was popularised on social networking site last.fm in early 2025, is a mentality. If somebody is having a mozzaddy new year they are rejecting all social norms and not giving a hootenanny!

Woke up and can't be bothered getting out of bed, I'll just piss in this cup. It's a mozzaddy new year after all.

by chiccliquechick January 17, 2025