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Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.
Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.
by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019
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Loose turkey

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!
by Lex looger December 20, 2019
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Raging Turkey

A sex act performed while receiving fellatio by lifting the balls so that the underside may be licked then dropping them on her face and holding it there. The ensueing gurgling screams of anger and sight of your balls draped over her face like a turkey's wattle combine to give it it's name.
I'm gonna give her the raging turkey later, wish me luck.
by Togwog March 31, 2019
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Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan
*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*
by leviathan69 October 3, 2019
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Street Turkey

Slang. A person performing in public for gratuities, esp. in a flamboyant or silly manner. Street Performing Busking
That street turkey was so entertaining, I tossed a sawbuck into his hat!
by Mermaid Badger October 8, 2019
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Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020
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Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent
No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!
by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020
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